Oops.
I accidentally posted this under someone else's name at work..

It means there's another b3tard sneaking around here...

Anways, again, i'm going slightly off topic, as the question's shite.

I made a social gaffe at my dad's birthday in a posh hotel.

After a rather lovely meal and free wine (lots and lots of free wine), we were in the bar, continuing to get drunk as lords.

When the time came to get out of the establishment, I came upon a cunning plan to get a few more last drinks out of the bar staff. I'd make them laugh, with some affectionate wit and charm, and i'd weasel a drink for the road out of them.

With James Bond style and devilishly good timing I came out with the witty opener:

'SLAGS!!!'........Ooh-er.that came out a bit wrong.

It didn't go down well with the bar staff at all.

Or my Uncles and Aunts.

Or my parents.

My parents especially, as they were now joined by the 15 or so other patrons watching in stunned silence.

With this I left the £20 I intended to pay for my drinks with as a means of compensation for the trauma, and swiftly left mumbling something about a 'happy birthday' to my dad.

I'm an idiot. Wine is bad.
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 9:34, 3 replies)

How the fuck is that about a social networking site?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:03, closed)

I forgot to add
as this question is shite, i'm going of topic. It's a social gaffe....
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:22, closed)

Ah...
Those times when your drunk as hell, but inside your mind is a little sober you coming up with ideas that then need to pass through the haze of alcohol and come out the other side horribly corrupted.
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 19:47, closed)