Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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Rugby slapperThere's a girl at my mate's rugby club who has been systematically shagging her way through the team. Once the lads found out she wasn't exactly being exclusive in her affections, the next time she was in the bar, they put the Beautiful South on the jukebox and promptly sang to her:
"You know your problem
you've got a vast quim
you know your problem
you've had us all in"
They didn't make up any other lyrics. They didn't need to. She scarpered and hasn't been back since. Rumour has it she's hanging round the fire station now.
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Sausagegirl, Wed 2 Feb 2005, 14:39,
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