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There's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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Wrong words weply
Adam Ants, "Friend or Foe"
" I want those who get to know me,
To become admirers or my enemies."

Rewritten for the real life as...
" Said that she was gonna blow me.
I think i'd rather have a enema."

Sir Elton sings it real
" Cause losing everything.....
Is just like your son going down on me ...

How about a little Motown mandatory drug testing?......
" Cause if you want to know if he's doing blow....
It's in his piss."

Sammy Davis sing Candyman in a 9/11 tempo.......

" Who can jack some airplanes? ...Crash em in your town ?
Hide out in a cave and watch your buildings come down?"
" The Taliban can, The Taliban can."
" The Taliban can, cause they're fucked-up in the head,
and want us all to drop dead."

" Who can take some anthrax? ...and drop it in the post ?
And with a little luck from Allah you will soon become a ghost?"
" The Taliban can, The Taliban can. "
" The Taliban can, cause they hate the infidels.
and want us all to go to hell."

And instead of a scarecrow without a brain, What if Dorothy had met a white trash, trailer park, crack addict? The lyrics for the song
"If I Only had a Brain." would most likely be changed to something more like this......
" I raped my daughter, her name's Sally.
And I smoke crack in the alley.
And I talk shit cause I'm high.....
....da doo da doodley doo. "
" I'm unemployed like a negro.
I got Charlton Heston's ego."
" I'm a White Trash Trailer Guy. "

All in all I think Robert Palmer said it best when he sang.........
" You're gonna have to face it, You're A Dick Head in love."

(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 6:41, Reply)

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