I'm have actually come full circle with QOTW,
and I'm NOT sorry for the trolls and strange bastards that inhabit this part of B3TA. The duelling and bickering is part of the fabric of this wonderful forum for admissions of bravado, guilt and sordid past deeds.

It's a tough gig, so make sure you are prepared for a serious flaming, and some very clever put-downs which should make you laugh, rather than take umbrage. The tangential brawls following a post between the usual fucking stupid usernames keep me very entertained. Keep it up, and go with the flow.

Keep QOTW alive. Change the channel if you don't like it.
( Ken Oath, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:25, 57 replies)

White Knight-ing the entire board?
Top work!

P.S. I'll totally sleep with you, after this, but you can't have my bumhole.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:27, closed)

All that White Knighting and still no bum hole!
Fucking hell. Your'e playing hard to get.
( Ken Oath, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:32, closed)

I usually don't put out for anything less
than a Happy Meal. I'm high class.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:42, closed)

Blimey. Steady.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:33, closed)

Good God (if he existed), AB is taken aback.

( Ken Oath, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:35, closed)

No, I'm thinking of gazzing the mods, you won't get away with this shit, you monster.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:42, closed)

Gaz away! I laugh in the face of Mods.




and also ask if they are into brown love.
( Ken Oath, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:44, closed)

Only with dogs, I believe.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:48, closed)

Bugger,
Dogs aren't my scene.
( Ken Oath, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:52, closed)

you sick kitten-fucking bastard

(quintsy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:57, closed)

It's reasonable attitudes like this that are ruining qotw.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:37, closed)

I'm too fucking nice.

( Ken Oath, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:40, closed)

BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT!
I like the ones who whine about people being tedious, dull, boring etc, but refuse to put them on 2.0, because it's too gay or whatever.

It's like they enjoy telling people they're tedious, dull, boring etc.

I'm sure that's quite high up on the Morrisette scale.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:45, closed)

My favourites are the ones who whine about people who regularly get into the 'best of', accusing them of not contributing and ruining.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:46, closed)

I like the ones with big tits.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:47, closed)

I like breasts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:50, closed)

Cheers.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:59, closed)

My favourites are the ones who boast on facebook about having made the 'best of' list
even though they've only made it onto the first page of 'most popular' - because like the image challenge, it's only the top three stories that really count - and even then they have to count their utterly tedious, bollocks-squawking fucking "comedy" account as well
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:40, closed)

Certainly not upset.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:54, closed)

He could always be Trolling The Trolls here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:02, closed)

I am ruining this comedy anecdote forum by occasionally posting amusing anecdotes and crappy puns.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:02, closed)

I'm dreadfully concerned that while you're doing that, there's shitty arses going unwiped on your ward

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:07, closed)

Fuck 'em, it's my day off.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:10, closed)

Spoken like a true Savile

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:14, closed)

The first time I was called tedious, I really took it to heart. (Thanks Plumdozer)
After seeing it umpteen times, I now see it as a lazy put-down, from a keyboard basher who isn't blessed with too much intellect.
( Ken Oath, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:50, closed)

Well that is certainly the case with PD.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:52, closed)

Oh, man! I thought you were all about rising above all the petty name calling?
Meh, not sleeping with you, now.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:52, closed)

No way!
Dish it out, and fucking take it too.

Looks like I'll have to regret another bum hole unexplored. So...like..shaved?
( Ken Oath, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:55, closed)

Rocking a full beard at the moment.
You're going to regret missing out.

I'm such a tease.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:57, closed)

I can't cope with reading a sensible reply that I agree with. I think I'd better go and lay down for while.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:46, closed)

you seem like a gay and a wanker
Ganker
(quintsy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:56, closed)

Is that it? Ganker?
Fuck's Sake.

Is a dog and a cat called a dat?

Is a house and a fish called a hish?

Is a fuckwit and a small minded penis eater called a...quintsy ...perchance?
( Ken Oath, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:04, closed)

ken oath you bully, that's really out of order :'(
Someone gaz the mods, I'm too upset to look at my gazbox
(quintsy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:44, closed)

But really, "Ganker".
Ya gotta admit, it's a bit, well, sort of playground-ish.
( Ken Oath, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 2:11, closed)

SHUT IT RIGHT THE FUCK UP YOU KITTEN-FUCKEN GANKER

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:59, closed)

This is all too self referential
It's like trying to insert your head in your own asshole.
Why for god's sake can't we get back to telling lies about our sexual excesses and intoxicated exploits. Tales of bravery and acts of great mulletude.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:48, closed)

I'm having sex with a tiger's face while I type this with my second penis which is on massive drugs.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:05, closed)

4 / 10
My tiger's face is a supermodel, and my second penis is a Honda Accord.
Actually, that's a lie - my second penis is a Nissan Skyline. Sorry.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:04, closed)

I cut my accord's exhaust off with a samurai's head.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:06, closed)

Much better.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:18, closed)

*tumbleweed*

(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 0:31, closed)

You should probably cut back on the ignore 2.0

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:10, closed)

woah, niceness and reasonableness!
surely, the mere existence of this post creates a paradox?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:40, closed)

I believe I have never been rude on here to anyone yet, so this may come as a surprise
But seriously, fuck off! This place has gone down the chute and the trolls are not part of the magic, they are the problem.
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:02, closed)

The kind of problem that demands a final solution?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:50, closed)

suggesting that sort of thing is part of said problem
Besides according to the Hobbit, sunlight's all you need.
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:59, closed)

I think you'll find the word "troll" doesn't actually mean what you seem to think it does. You should endeavour to try and learn to the real meaning sometime.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:15, closed)

^^
Messageboard handbags are certainly comparable to the brutal subjugation and murder of six million Jews. No doubt.

Welcome, Grrih8ppl (or whatever), to being yet another halfwitted example of Godwin's Law.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 2:05, closed)

Trouble with this is that most amusing stories only get about five responses.
Whereas a weeper weeping about how bloobloobloo something isn't how I want it to be abloobloobloo why can't it be like I want it to be abloobloobloo why is everybody so mean it must be because I'm better than them otherwise they would be crying instead of me abloobloobloo will inevitably kick off a hundred responses.

There's only three sensible solutions:
- cull qftw
- remove the 'reply' feature from qftw
- the MODs could take their fingers out of those dogs and ban all the whimpering prats forever

Cheers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:04, closed)

I blame the Australians

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:41, closed)

prick

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:55, closed)

wanker

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:12, closed)

wanker

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:54, closed)

I said "clever" put-downs.
Although, from time to time I do wank, so I see your reply as more a statement of fact, rather than an insult.

Just don't ever, ever call me a vegetarian! That's going too far.
( Ken Oath, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 2:17, closed)

Fuck you Oathy
It's this sort of molotov cocktail trolling that's killing the polar bears or something.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 1:22, closed)

Bugger the bears.
Too many of the scabby white fuckers, and they get about bins too.
( Ken Oath, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 3:05, closed)

On a roll!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 5:51, closed)