It sinks and he dies.
He's a ghost.
He's a replicant.
Her sister isn't dead.
His brother is dead.
He beats the black guy up suddenly.
He's flipped and done it all himself.
It's a dream.
It's a programme.
He's his father.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:54, 15 replies)

You're forgetting...

'It's actually a bloke'
'Kevin Spacey is Keyser Söze'
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:00, closed)

It's people
and his mother isn't really alive, he's got her corpse preserved and dresses up as her sometimes
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:13, closed)

Everyone gets saved by Gandalf

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:55, closed)

Nicole Kidman is a ghost.
Maggie shot Mr Burns.

We really should confine all of these to one reply thread.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:18, closed)

Isn't it ambiguous as to whether Deckard is a replicant?
Or did I miss something?
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:23, closed)

Yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:32, closed)

It's unambiguous that Blade Runner is a terrible film.
Haven't seen it for a few years, but I thought it glossed over issue, in contrast with the book?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:38, closed)

Scott confirmed, 25 years after the movie's release, that Deckard was a replicant all along
www.nytimes.com/2007/09/30/movies/30kapl.html?_r=2&pagewanted=print&oref=slogin&
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:56, closed)

Only in his shitty, narrativeless, Director's Cunt.
In the REAL film, he's human.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 6 Jun 2013, 19:34, closed)

If I remember correctly, the 'deckard is a replicant' thing is an internet fan wank that got shoehorned in after the fact.
(cs1ca, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 21:18, closed)

It's been so long since I've read it that I can't remember, I liked the book better but I still think the film was great, especially as a technical achievement for when it was made.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:06, closed)

I think the film is excellent too, and I usually think pretty much everything ever is utter toss.
I put it to YOU, Monster Munch poster from the Internet, that there is a very real possibility that the problem, if indeed there is one, lies not in fact with the film 'Blade Runner' starring Harrison Ford, but with you yourself.

Please consider this message as indication that I, Monty Boyce, also of the Internet, am both ANGRY and UPSET at the internet at this juncture.

Thank you for your time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:31, closed)

2 No. No he fucking ISN'T and I DON'T FUCKING CARE what Ridley Cunting Scott says.
If Deckard is a replicant, then the whole plot of the film ie: Killing even artificial humans has a dehumanising effect on the killer, is rendered totally fucking meaningless.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 6 Jun 2013, 19:33, closed)

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
That.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 21:22, closed)

Calm down, dear.
It's only a story.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:15, closed)