I remember one time
When our head of department had been to a senior managers' meeting and had learnt something to do with the future of the company. After dropping a load of hints at our team meeting he said, "I've not let the cat out of the bag have I?"

So I said, "Well, not quite, but we can see you've got a bag, and from the looks of it, there's a cat in there trying to get out."
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:29, 11 replies)

haha, i bet you're a right laugh to work with

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:35, closed)

haha, brilliant!
oh, we have a right laugh, don't we? by the way, I LOVE your comedy simpsons tie.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 18:21, closed)

You don't have to mad to work here!
But somebody dribbling on me and arguing with their fingers would be preferable to this toss.
(Eukanuba, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:02, closed)

I bet you didn't even say that.
You probably thought it up on the bus home and, under the misapprehension it was funny, decided to crowbar it in to qftw.
I hope you get cancer.
( 4Q just lurking, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:57, closed)

L'esprit de l'escalier?
Regardless, this story has gone down like a cup of the cold proverbial.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:03, closed)

I had considered using that expression,
but I assumed the OP wouldn't understand it.
( 4Q just lurking, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:12, closed)

Eh, I can't even spell condescension.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:38, closed)

Just be grateful its not one of her hackney'd 'oh man I was totally wet and then he fucked me' stories.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 23:02, closed)

I think I'd prefer one of those.

( 4Q just lurking, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:38, closed)

Ahahahaha, what a CATastrophe!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 0:39, closed)