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Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."

Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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while buying a cup of overpriced Fair Trade coffee the other day
I overheard a yummy mummy with an overengineered pushchair remark in hushed and horrified tones to her friend: "they spit on the floor in state schools you know!".

One can only hope her designer organic youngling is sufficiently sheltered from a harsh world where the dark, seedy underbelly of society don't sort their recycling properly and other such heinous crimes.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:43, 12 replies)
Hmmm
4/10. Needs more minge and grumpiness.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:46, closed)
I'm too poor to own a minge
My neighbour Jasmeen got one for Christmas but mammy said I couldn't have one cos we were too poor.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:48, closed)
Well
if you make that remark sound more bitter you can have an extra three marks.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:49, closed)
how about
I'm too poor to own a minge. My neighbour Jasmeen got one for Christmas but mammy said I couldn't have one cos we were too poor. Jasmeen doesn't even use hers, the bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:50, closed)
Much, much better.
Now, if you somehow gave Jasmeen her comeuppance and you didn't get caught, then it'll be an eight or a nine.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:52, closed)
well then:
I'm too poor to own a minge. My neighbour Jasmeen got one for Christmas but mammy said I couldn't have one cos we were too poor. Jasmeen doesn't even use hers, the bitch. I got hold of her minge at my last sleepover and I broke it. She still doesn't know it was me.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:53, closed)
Excellent stuff.
Do you feel better now?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:57, closed)
I'd feel better
if I had a minge. I'd do a lot of feeling then.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:59, closed)
Wouldn't we all CHCB
wouldn't we all.

*thinks about minges*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:05, closed)
My cousin...
...is a middle class twat from Basingstoke. As I was from north London obviously this meant I must be very street savvy etc (in his mind at least).

So as a teenager at a family gathering he asked me "What's the latest word for 'flobbing' at your school then?".

"WTF?"

"Flobbing"

"???"

"Spitting"

"Oh, err.... spitting, I suppose, not really a pasttime at my school"
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:30, closed)
You can always tell the class of a school
by how high up the wall they spit. Fact.

Anyone who'd make a comment like "they spit on the floor in state schools, you know!", please show just how classy you are by spitting straight up...
(I helped save b3ta! uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:52, closed)
Whereas in public schools
they spit on the poor.

badum dum *tsh*
(freakybumblebee, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:30, closed)

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