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Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."

Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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My little sister
My little sister went through a phase of believing that the entire world revolved around her, and the rest of the family should cater to her every whim and dislike.

Once, my father came back from visiting friends in Germany with a generously-sized package of sausages, which of course my sister took an instant dislike to without even trying. Now most little prima donnas would have been happy with managing to be allowed to eat something else after a shameful display of pouting and foot-stamping, but this wasn't good enough for my sister, who decided that this unwanted food was going to make everything else in the fridge condemned, so hid the whole package behind the bookcase full of yarn in my mum's sewing room.

Of course the smell eventually drew attention to the stash, and the sausages were found. I wasn't too bothered about all the franks that had gone off, but I was gutted about the spoilt brats.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:45, 12 replies)
There's nothing wurst!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:49, closed)
Definitely a click for that!!
Nice and subtly done...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:50, closed)
For the unexpected Sixth-Sense style twist.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:50, closed)
I'll pull you up on that I'm afraid
How the fuck was the twist in the Sixth Sense unexpected?!

Unless of course you're being ironic, spotted the sausage joke a mile off and are in fact many times cleverer than I, in which case I shall shut up.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:51, closed)
The Sixth Sense twist probably can't be legally called a twist under EU regulations as it was so utterly blatantly obvious. And the film was shit.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:54, closed)
Not one of Bruce's finer efforts really was it
And that kid (I still maintain it's a robot, or realy ninja CGI) is spooooooooky.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:55, closed)
not as spooky as the little kid in The Ring (not Ringu)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:02, closed)
and not as spooky
as my mum. dammit! your mum. shit.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:03, closed)
Very well done, excellent.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:50, closed)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:51, closed)
Germans are very proud of their sausages
I think this food story is going to lead to a few sauer krauts
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:52, closed)
A click
for the replies as much as the post!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:53, closed)

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