my little sister
is a spoilt bitch. my dad told me if my sister had been born first then they wouldn't have had another. he also says that the only time she smiles is when she's got wind.

she'll wake my mum up by shouting at her and asking for her breakfast... she can do all this herself.. but ask her to and she'll scream.if she's going out and she's left something in her bedroom she won't go upstairs to get it, she'll make my mum do it because "aww but i have to walk up all those stairs!"

she threw a loaf of bread at me because i told her she should get her own dinner. she locked me out of the house because it was raining and i asked her to hurry up and get her keys out. her reason for this?
"you shouldn't have rushed me"

she decided she hated my ex, because my parents liked him and he'd be at our house sometimes. she threw a bag at him once. and would come home and if he was there she'd go "mum whats HE doing here?"
she threw dvd cases at us both once. she'd come home and started being nasty to us so we told her we'd had sex in her bed.
funnily enough she only actually threw the cases at us when she found out that it was a joke.

ah well one more year and i'm hopefully moving out.
(i eat crayons, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:17, 6 replies)

Is this the same
sister who got shat on by your mother when she was born?

That's fucking ace that is.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:23, closed)

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yep the very same... maybe thats what set her off
(i eat crayons, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:24, closed)

next time she kicks off
punch her in the face. :) she'll shut up out of shock.
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:35, closed)

Jesus.
How old is she?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:42, closed)

You are the eldest
It is your job to smack it out of her.
(DryGoldfish, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:37, closed)

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she's 16 years old.. which is quite sad.
(i eat crayons, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:23, closed)