Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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My cousin KevinHe's sure to go to heaven apparently. You know the type, always spotless; clean and neat and all that jazz.
Apparently he's got a fur-lined sheepskin jacket as well. Fancy that. Fucking well fur lined. WoooOOOooooo! But me ma just doesn't get that I'm not like him, and never will be. We like different things. You know, he loves University Challenge 'cos he's a big girly swot and all that with degrees in useless stuff like bionics. And maths and physics and economics. OK, they might be useful. Hasn't done the banks any bloody good though has it? Eh? But still, he's always harping on about it. And the cheating cunt keeps winning at subbuteo.
Yeah, he's his mammy's golden boy alright. She even bought him a fucking synthesier and only hired the Human-fucking-League in to teach him how to play it! I mean; spoiled or what? The girls went mental, trying to get him to take them home with him and into bed. But he didn't notice; Kev's so wrapped up in himself that that's all he needs see? Himself. And his right hand. And his mammy, bless him. She probably does it for him, actually.
Aspects of this post may not be entirely true
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:10,
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If you're under 40, you won't remember this...but I do! Saw the Undertones at Norwich St. Andrews, ooh, must be 1980 at the latest.
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I'm 22, and saw them at a gig a few years ago.Also, the bassist, Michael Bradley, is my best friends uncle.
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:09,
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och Davros!You were beaten to it on page 1.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:02,
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Was I?Arse. Haven't read much I admit - not got a lot of time!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:00,
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I got confusedand thought you were related to someone else on the first page. I actually had the thought "jesus, this Kevin must be a right tosser to have TWO stories about him!". *Sniggers*
Goshamighty I iz dumb
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