no body does spoiled like the arabs
so some of you may know - I'm in dubai now

i live across from one of the worlds largest shopping malls

i see a constant stream of young arab lads in very expensive cars - ferrari's lamborghini's maseratis - a Lamborghini Murcielago costs about 180,000 GBP some of these guys are around 18 or 19 years old

the kids all mill around dripping with the latest mobiles and mp3 players - except here they are often also studded with swarovski crystals or or even diamonds

its a waste of time trying to go to the cinema - particularly gold class. they spend the whole time ordering ridiculous amounts of food and jabbering on their mobiles - they have hands free kit strapped to them 24/7 - they look like The Borg in bedsheets.

Anyway yesterday we decided to go karting. We had a few good natured races then as the place was closing a little indian gofor type bloke turns up with a set of Sparco Ferrari branded flame retardent overalls still in their dry cleaner polythene. (indians over here get treated like utter shit - on bulding sites they are regarded as expendable) A few minutes later a stretched ford mustang limo turns up followed by a procession of blinged up hummers and range rovers.

about a dozen or so blokes all get into the supplied overalls and helmets.

then the main even arrives. tiny little arab fella. hes got the full Schuhmacher Ferrari overalls on by now, the little red puma race boots and a VERY expensive looking helmet. everyone else is in their random take what you get karts waiting to go while our fussy little sheik wanders up and down kicking the tyres of all the karts. he them saunters back into the man building and a few minutes later screeches round in a what looked like a brand new kart with split new tyres.

so he then procedes to beat all his mates in with his unfair advantage then stands afterwards loudly proclaiming he got rid of his Porsche gt3 cup because it 'was sheet'.

I bet he's lovely to his mum.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 20:26, 4 replies)

i support charlton athletic football club
a shitty little tier 2 club from south-east london. They may be shit and infuriating, but I think that is part of the enjoyment (it makes the rare occasions on which we win extra nice)but they are still my club.

Until next week, when they are bought by a bunch of these wankers so they can play their own real life version of the 'Football Manager' game
(Papa Chocolat, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:00, closed)

Ah, Arabs...
At least you can drink to forget. Here in Kuwait I have to deal with these cunts sober
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 9:19, closed)

Prior to oil being discovered in the Gulf
Pastimes were said to include a) camel selling b) camel shagging. Fact.

My old boy used to be in the merchant navy, and he hated it as well. Bunch of medieval nouvaeu riche twats with no taste.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:52, closed)

"they look like The Borg in bedsheets"
lol, ha he da ha ha, snigger!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:29, closed)