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Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."

Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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I went to posh cunt school
on a scholarship. I used to get called "pikey" because on Non-Uniform Day I'd turn up in clothes from New Look instead of Gucci.

One of my favourite moments in those 7 years of hell was the biggest bitch-whore in my year reading the Telegraph before a lesson one day and suddenly spotting her parents' house in the extremely-expensive-property-for-sale section. As soon as lunchtime came she was on the payphone by the lunch queue, everyone listening as she bawled "MUMMEH! WHY IS OUR HOUSE FOR SALE IN THE NEWSPAPAR! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL MEEE!"

Even better was after we left school though - she and the rest of her Bitch Brigade went to Kavos to celebrate the end of A-levels and appeared on ITV's "Greece Uncovered", running butt naked into the sea and back out for the cameras, showing off their slutty clubbing outfits asking "Do you think I look too tarteh?", shagging random chavs on the beach, and generally behaving like cheap slappers. They even got a two-page spread in the Sunday Sport, who delightedly pondered what their parents must think of how they turned out after they shelled out thousands and thousands of pounds for their education.

Jolly hockey sticks!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:53, 11 replies)
Posh girls...
...in my humble experience are absolute filth in the sack and I'm getting a bit of a lob on just thinking about the last one I convinced to get naked.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:05, closed)
I have heard this many times
I wonder why it is. Perhaps they're just thinking about all the horses and gold jewellery they're hoping you'll buy them afterwards.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:07, closed)
I think it's cos they like a bit of rough and not have to use a name with unpteen syllables
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:11, closed)
I'm not sure.
I can only speculate as to the reasons, I suspect it might involve repression, the public school system and a healthy love of cock.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:12, closed)
I reckon it's contrast.
They're no more or less slutty than your average person, all things considered.
It's just that the gap between "Eurgh, I couldn't possibly eat processed food – that's for POOR people!" and "Fuck me deep in my stinking unwiped arse then shoot pools of wrigglers through my ears and into my wet brain" (which as we know, is what women of all classes say at the height of passion) is a lot more pronounced as to make them appear sluttier than most.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:26, closed)
I've never understood why they all say that.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:45, closed)
they're looking for the affection their parents never gave them, choosing instead to buy their child's love, so they could spend all their time making more money.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:04, closed)
All interesting theories
but Wet Chinned Bag-shanker's made me cackle at work. Win.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:03, closed)
I was an ex-private school girl's bit of rough for 3 years
plus she was a doctor to boot (well medical student at the start).

Mother and father forbid her to see me, but she still did, and you're right they're absolute filth, with added lesbian tendencies (from all girl schools)

Dumped for a fucking officer in the Army. Back to tramps for me then. meh.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:41, closed)
I do agree with this
But more importantly I just love your username. Albi (Albi) et cetera et cetera...
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:02, closed)
I was going to have "... thinks it's because she's soooooo racist"
but I thought people might not get it.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:08, closed)

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