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In which we ask a bunch of pasty-faced shut-ins about their exploits on the sports field. How bad was it for you?
Thanks to scarpe for the suggestion.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40)
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Alt: A Tale of two "Hitees".
At school we had an old Hungarian gymnastics/PE teacher called "Kosh", he was a gnarly old so & so who loved to regale the class about how he had escaped the Nazis after watching them kill his family. Good solid schoolboy fare.
His favorite form of discipline was a camelbite (a kinda slap with a rigid cupped hand) usually delivered to the thighs or buttocks - called a "Kosh" or "Koshy". Trust me when I tell you, when you got koshed - you knew about it. Aside from the distinctive "pop" sound, it usually took just a few seconds for the welts in the shape of the outline of his hand to come up on your leg. This guy was a gymnast so his hands were like old, salted leather.
Koshie's fave MO was to sneak up on you while you were jabbering with someone & not paying attention in class and he would kosh 1 or both of you for your trouble - much to the delight and hilarity of the rest of the class who would have been watching his approach silently waiting for the coming "koshy".
Bottom Line: you very quickly learnt to pay attention and not talk out of turn during Koshie's PE lessons. And if you didn't your mum usually ended up ringing the school to inquire about the large, red welts on your legs. Ahh, corporal punishment thou art missed so.
Which leads me to my next tale.
I've always been a loner.
I used to practice my tennis against a large wall in the grounds of my boarding school often used for tennis or handball. There were many large walls to practice against (including down at the tennis courts - ooh, laa dee daah!).
One day I was having a hit when the housemaster's son (a year below me) came down with his racket and balls. I breathlessly told him to nick off and continued playing. As soon as I hit a wild shot & went to retrieve my ball, there he was. Playing on my wall. Now a better man would've walked away. But oh no, not me it was the principle - I had been there 1st & he had clearly poached my "court".
I told him to fuck off and in the spirit of "siblings fighting" I stated that I was going to continue hitting my ball against the wall and if he happened to get in the way that was his problem, not mine. Which of course eventuated in him getting sconed on the side of the head by a scorching forehand by me and running off, crying to tell his dad. My housemaster.
That evening I got called up after prep (homework time) to the HM's office. He told me that his son had told him I'd deliberately hit him with a tennis ball. I gave him my ver. which he appeared to ignore and then he told me to bend over his desk and lift up my dressing gown in preparation for getting "6 of the best". I informed him that since the government of the time had passed a motion forbidding corporal punishment very recently he really shouldn't hit me 6 times with his cane.
As it should be very clear by now - I was very au fait with this type of information - & with good reason too! He did hit me but it gave me great pleasure after being belted by him (often with good reason) that he would never be able to punish me this way ever again.
He broke the cane across my arse. It fucking hurt.
It was piece of bamboo about 1200 mm long and 50 to 70 mm odd in diameter.
( , Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:16, 40 replies)
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from Rory Lyon is a great b3tan honor.
It means a great deal to me.
Really.
( , Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:48, closed)
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I like how you admit to being a sexually frustrated confused loner who enjoys being inappropriately touched by predatory paedophile teachers the best.
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wouldn't you Rory.
Wouldn't you?
Oh god. I just realized that you're wanking over this.
Eww.
( , Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:17, closed)
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It's all here blud www.b3ta.com/questions/sports/post1596816
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( , Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:26, closed)
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I am sick of my taxes paying for you and your mothers benefits.
( , Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:02, closed)
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You should try it sometime and maybe change your clothes once in a while.
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you are showing signs of your instability with your o so funny never been done before WACKY /talk humour. lolololol
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( , Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:38, closed)
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It would just seem abit pointless for you to scan messageboards for damsels otherwise
( , Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:01, closed)
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good try lunchbox, but you've got nothing. again, jog on. youre very boring. go make some other shit up somewhere else.
( , Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:03, closed)
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6241006
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( , Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:14, closed)
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It is
( , Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:17, closed)
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with about ten active contributors all with multiple accounts
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( , Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:33, closed)
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be the pain that pissed me off here. Lifting my dressing gown up to reaveal my bare arse would have been the detterent....I've heard about those boarding schools....
( , Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:18, closed)
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It's not like I was going commando or anything.
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usually spotted if you had stuffed a textbook down your underdaks (underpants).
Apparently the computer text books were fairly noticeable...
( , Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:12, closed)
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