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This is a question Sporting Woe

In which we ask a bunch of pasty-faced shut-ins about their exploits on the sports field. How bad was it for you?

Thanks to scarpe for the suggestion.

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40)
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Cumquat mays story about swimmers reminded me of this. Back when i was a teenager, i was a quite the swimmer. Once we were on training camp in Austria (up in the mountains, the thin air and all..). We actually swam 10 km a day. I ate 1 kg chokoade a day, and still managed to loose 4 kg on that camp. But i digress (you are waiting for the "boobs"-part).

There was this girl who preferred to swim topless, to avoid tan lines on her upper body when we trained in the outdoor pool. This was accepted by all of us as something completely normal. I found it a bit odd first, but after a very short while i didn't even pay attention to her boobs anymore, as weird as it sounds..
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:46, 17 replies)
May I be the first to say
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:50, closed)
May I be the first to say
What do you mean you didn't even pay any attention to her boobs anymore?

Are you a straight woman or a heeeeeeee-ooooooooooooge gayer?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:55, closed)

Strange isn't it? Now that i am a grumpy old family dad with an absolutely perverted and depraved mind, i can't imagine what i was thinking..
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:05, closed)
Yeah right
and there was no other reason why you swam 10km a day was there?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:09, closed)
He couldn't get out of the pool until he was off Def Con Bongle.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:23, closed)
Or his "rudder" was proving very useful.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:02, closed)
Because you were spent?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:32, closed)
this thread has made me want to kill myself, thanks everyone
i'm off to make toast in the bath and drink some harpic, cheerio
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:35, closed)
The man who is tired of boobs is tired of life.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:41, closed)

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 1:18, closed)
I like boobs

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:49, closed)
I endorse this sentiment.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:59, closed)
I also like boobs.

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 1:19, closed)
Either the chokoade was laced with Bromide or you're gay.
I know which answer I'm going with.
Because I like breasts.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 1:18, closed)
"as weird as it sounds"
It DOES sound weird. Very weird indeed.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 1:59, closed)

15 replies, all you have to do is to put "boobs" in the subject line. :-)
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 7:21, closed)
and to further the palm to forehead action
you must rate the said boobage for us.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:52, closed)

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