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'Hi guys!' exclaims JLC. 'I was once offered oral sex by a young man outside my flat, at 7 o'clock on a Monday morning. Tempted as I was, I decided against it and went to work instead'.

Tell us about the funniest/most appalling/most peculiar thing you've seen in the street.

(unknown, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 9:00)
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I once saw this porno where one girl was lying on her back and another girl poured loads of breakfast cereal and milk into her bumhole. Then she got a spoon and started eating the cereal out of her arse. Then a man got involved and caused a terrible mess
Long story short, how easy is it to remove the wing mirror on a 2008 Ford Fiesta? All the guides online make it look easy, but I'm still a little apprehensive! Any advice would be great x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 8:24, 12 replies)
Use a pair of small screwdrivers to gently prise away the covering without damaging the surrounding bodywork.
That's how I normally deal with my porn actresses; can't help you with the wingmirror soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 8:39, closed)
Usually there's a couple of caps or coverings over the screw holes that you have to prise off.
Then it's just a matter of ramming a ratcheting phillips head in and out of at least one of the screw holes until it's loose enough to pull out. Sometimes a bit of grease is needed to lube the screw if it's in too tight.

Apparently only the wing mirrors on Cortinas are removable.
(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 9:29, closed)
you stupid fat prick

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 9:32, closed)
If Al does it for you, 5 seconds flat

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 8:49, closed)
mobile number please

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 9:38, closed)
Just park badly all over the pavement and he will appear

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 15:30, closed)
I saw that on efukt
it's art in its purest form.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 9:15, closed)
They give advice on basic car maintenance now??
Wow, they HAVE branched out
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 9:38, closed)
^vintage bintage

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 12:46, closed)
You watch porn AND drive a ford fiesta.
You can buy me a drink anytime, big boy.
(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:29, closed)
If she was lying on her back, how did the milk get poured into her bumhole?
I think this story might not be true.
(Wasmaschine!, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 20:00, closed)
Park it in any northern town centre on a Saturday night
Job done
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:35, closed)

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