Street Life - er nearly Street A&E actually
When I drove a white van around the UK for a living I found myself darn sarf in the big smoke. On the A12 eastbound toward Dagenham, where the road is a dual carraige way going over roundabouts and under bridges. What with the crazy ramp angles and table tops its a wonder any London driver remains sane. When I went under one of the lengthy bridge/tunnels I noticed a dusty tramp walking along and so did the occupants of the car in front. They swerved toward the pavement and a drinks can flew out of the window toward the vagrant. They were were doing about 60 and with an audible 'clang' the can jammed into the railings, spraying fluid everywhere. Luckily for the vagrant because it looked on target and half a kilo of full can@60mph might well have knocked him down.
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 13:06, 14 replies)

Congratulations on being the dullest human being on the internet.

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 13:12, closed)

Dull and misanthropic
at least mine had porn in it
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 13:33, closed)

It may be dull, buy it fits this weeks brief perfectly.
Blame it on beefy and the (not so) mystery mod.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 14:33, closed)

Apart from not being in any way funny, appalling or peculiar. Yeah.

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 15:47, closed)

You're appalled by it.
Isn't that enough?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 19:33, closed)

Wait,
you once saw someone throw a can out of a car window? Is that your contribution this week? Answer me.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 13:29, closed)

correction
he saw someone deliberately throw a can at a homeless man who was minding his own business. So not just dull, but despicable too!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 13:33, closed)

Bit harsh.
He bulked his nonecdote out with even duller shite about fucking road planning.
(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 14:12, closed)

I too disapprove of chavs.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 14:11, closed)

I thought I'd mention the London interchanges since I haven't seen anything else quite like it and I've been around some. I've even been as far north as Barnsley. None of you have picked up on me once being a 'White Van Man' either!
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:46, closed)

Nobody cares, you tedious old prick.

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 14:32, closed)

Easy now.
"I thought I'd mention the London interchanges since I haven't seen anything else quite like it and I've been around some."

That is some stone cold shit. Up there with Milton, Dante, and Rowling. The author clearly has "been around some", which is more than can be said for boring cunts like Anne Frank.

It should be memorialised in some everlasting way. Can we get a Kickstarter to have these words engraved in marble?
(SlantedScience, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 4:08, closed)

I hear the Labour Party has a nice piece going spare.

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:18, closed)

I think you're missing the point
The A12 doesn't go to Dagenham.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:34, closed)