I work in Property Management - my company owns 68 apartment complexes
At our recent annual meetings (broken down into 4 regions), I overheard one of our custodians (janitors for the Brits) saying "yeah, I'd never put my dick in an Asian girl cos they have sideways pussies".

I died laughing before realizing everyone else was also on the floor in a puddle of piss. Turns out his mamma had told him that, and at the age of 42 he still believed Asian women had sideways slits, as opposed to regular up and down ones....
(nolongernuts, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 6:49, 33 replies)

I wondered where you'd gone.
Did his MOTHER really tell him that? I'd bet against it.

Schoolmates, yeah, maybe, but his mum?

And your credibility meter is pretty low these days...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 6:56, closed)

Oh, so there's a credibility meter on qotw?
More lies
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:07, closed)

It goes all the way from zero to zero.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:14, closed)

Seriously, you need to go to /offtopic archives to check out this one's lunacy.
It stretches belief...

From barking mad posts, to paying blaireau the alky's mortgage for him, to changing username and coming back pretending to be a successful American of the opposite gender, to having a MASSIVE FLOUNCE, and the 'fessing up.

Honestly, this is in a different league to the usual nonsense.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:17, closed)

If you revisit the AB archive you'll note that the posters hightlighted bring an all new meaning to 'confused loner'
WBM/Roger is standard qotw fodder
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:25, closed)

AM??
You don't mean AB?

You think WBM/Roger is standard? I'd class her in a league of nutter way in excess of most posters on any of the b3ta boards. She's keeping Bert company.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:30, closed)

There is no standard confused qotw loner, that's why it's the gift that keeps on giving

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:40, closed)

Nicely ninja-edited...
There are a variety of them, but you'll find a lot of sad acts on /talk too.

AB's archive provides a vital function in highlighting some delusional nutjobs (and it's good reading). There are a lot of people who just wanna be involved, but have nothing really to say.

WBM/Roger is a weapons grade loony though, she's far more bonkers than most... she's way ahead of the tedious, the liars, the urban-legend pitchers and the foolish.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:45, closed)

Having taken the trouble
to post this opinion 5 or 6 times in the same thread, seems to me you'd probably make a really great couple.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:48, closed)

yes probably.
i've always had a think for crazy, easily exploited fishing-obsessed women (it's allowed me to live well, with no real effort).

Also, as is well known, I spend my time trolling QOTW. I never post, and only exist to mock.

BTW, did I make it clear that WBM is mega-nuts?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:59, closed)

Seems to me
that this poster is almost certainly a shared troll.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:01, closed)

Seems to me you're a retard that doesn't regularly read my posts.
Check my user history (it's easily accessible) and you'll get a clearer understanding.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:03, closed)

You're 12, right?
I have read /his/her/their posts. They are kind of inconsitent. Looks like 3 or 4 different people making the posts.

They do it to provoke reactions. It's an old jedi trick, only works on the weak minded. Good thing you manage to ignore it.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:09, closed)

Sorry sorry sorry
i misunderstood you entirely - i thought you were calling me a troll! Boy, do I feel silly!

Let me clarify - the WBM/Roger account is shared?

It ain't (to the best of my knowledge)

She was here for years as WBM, photies up and everything - all consistent, and she was a nice lady.
Then she paid someone here's mortgage for several months for him, the she went nuts.

Roger was invented as a new persona, and she wrote it from "his" perspective. This is why it's inconsistent...

Anyway, sorry for the misunderstanding.

edit: i did consider a ninja-edit to remove my fuck-up, but thought better of it.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:13, closed)

It's OK, I worked that out . . .
Can never say for certain, but someone so single mindedly determined to wind people up has to be suspect. Has all the hallmarks - female, foreign (to most of this board), nuts. All nice hooks for a troll to cast into the waters.

The fact she suddenly changed might just mean she was real, but then gave up her account to someone else. Have seen it happen.

It's not actually a bad thing. If it's done well and doesn't become destructive it can liven a board up immensely.

But, I cold be wrong.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:20, closed)

I think you are
I think the wind up was incidental - i think she's just massively insecure, has a troubled childhood (she claims to have been abused) and wants validation.

She was perfectly nice (never the most exciting or funniest poster, but pleasant enough), then she went bananas.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:29, closed)

Whoa.
That's a big old sack of internet issues right there. Are we sure she's not south african?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:21, closed)

Seriously, and every bit of it is true....
She started off as a normal QOTWer then went completely spazzy.

She does live in the US though....

Hopefully, she's back to pretty much normal again.

What's the South African thing - you'e mentioned it a coupla times now.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:28, closed)

A fugly south african went mental a few years ago
in a slightly scary "Enduring Love" sort of way. She stalked a few regulars (including phoning up my employer and conning them into giving her my work mobile number) convinced that we were all in love with her.

I believe she still holds the record for the highest number of banned accounts - it was into three figures. I think cr3 eventually re-coded the moderators' view of the board so that it highlighted south africans for easy insta-banning.

edit: cheers
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:50, closed)

Wow!
3 figures? That beats the shit out of Bert - I thought he held the record...

edit: cheers

Edit2: (For the record, I like Legless, and enjoy reading his posts, I just find this cheers thing funny). Cheers
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:06, closed)

I have no real idea what the "cheers" thing is about.
I'm just trying to ingratiate myself with the locals.

Cheers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:35, closed)

First thing that came to mind when I read the QOTW
Used to know a guy who had convinced a 40yo virgin security guard that Asian women went sideways. At a hospital. Maybe he moved on to janitorial work in property management firms.
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 6:56, closed)

You've never seen one of any orientation, have you?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:01, closed)

She's a woman, so she probably has...
At least, if she's ever looked down while wiping, or frotting, or anything.

Morning, Dr S.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:17, closed)

There are no women on the internet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:09, closed)

This is an urban legend.
cheers
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:17, closed)

Cheers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:21, closed)

cheers

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:26, closed)

Dammit
now I'm giggling in the office at the whole "Cheers" thing
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:09, closed)

glad to hear it.
cheers.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 11:25, closed)

I have heard of this sideways vagina thing
Which has never been a problem for me....The lungs falling out is quite disconcerting though :\
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:55, closed)

Shock horror
you mean they aren't? I thought you never saw asian woman sliding down the stairs on there bum was becuase they found the noise it made embarassing.

All these years wasted...
(SkoaL, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:40, closed)

Used to work with a guy who thought similar
and when quizzed on why he said, "Well, their eyes go like that--" and made a slitty-eyes motion wi9th his fingers, "so their fannies would be the same, won't they?"
(greenycrimson I stole the from pyschotherapist, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:13, closed)