Smoking CAKE.
Once upon a time at a party having watched the Brasseye episode of 'Cake' (the spoof yellow drug), the drunken conversation was struck up of how to illicitly take genuine Mr Kipling style cake. Injection was ruled out, eating it was considered far too normal... Que myself and a certain chum rolling crumbled up dry birthday cake into a spliff with people betting up to ten pounds that we wouldn't be able to smoke it. 15 minutes of hacking, spitting, coughing, and dry sicking later, we returned teary eyed and red faced to the room having smoked the lot, and having inflicted massive damage to our lungs. We raised a cheer, got horrendously drunk and promptly forgot to claim the money. What a pair of numpties.
(Biromunch, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:20, 2 replies)

I like this
for the use of the word numpties
(TheNumpty last touched you at, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:14, closed)

Rectally ?
Just need some lube - anal marzipan ?
(kitescreech still here, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 8:58, closed)