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I once dared my mate to eat one of those blue cakes out of a urinal. He won his 50p, and got his stomach pumped into the bargain.

Stupid dares, eh?

(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:22)
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Not a dare, as such, but still vaguely relevant.
When I was but a wee lad and still becoming familiar with the ways of the force, I found myself in the dining room with my older brother.

Gullible 4 year old that I was, I basically took everything that he said as Gospel, as I'm sure many younger siblings have done, so when he told me to sniff the carpet, I did.

Immediately after, I felt an itchy, burning sensation in my nostril. Of course, I ran to get my Mum and she went and got some cotton buds and shoved them up my nose to clear it out. After I had stopped snivelling she asked me what had happened and I told her that I had sniffed the carpet cos big brother had told me to. She went to get him and asked him what he had done.

Turned out the fucker had put some pepper on the floor and made me sniff it. Just cos he wanted to see if I would sneeze like on Tom and Jerry.

So there you have it. My brother made me snort a line of pepper.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:02, 3 replies)
When I was waitressing
It was dark and I couldn't tell if I had the salt or pepper shaker .. so i put a bit in my hand and sniffed.. expecting salt.. but i got a load of pepper and spent 10 minutes in the kitchen sneezing whilst the chef's laughed at my retardedness.

good times.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 3:08, closed)
sad, nerdy, pasty, fat, semi-goth, wanky-jedi, never had a shag cunt.
nae offence like
(, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 3:14, closed)
Similar...
I wanted to see whether pepper made you sneeze when I was about 6, so i poured a pile into my palm and threw it straight into my face!

Some went up my nose, and I choked a bit, but it was getting the rest out of my eyes that bothered me!

And all the while, my dad's wetting himself laughing when he hears why my eyes are full of pepper! Twunt
(, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 13:03, closed)

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