Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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So I’m just about to go into a meeting with a friendly, but officious young man with ideas above his station:He comes over to my desk as I’m listening to my tunes:
Him: Hey, Vagabond. Hey! What have you got on your headphones?
AV: Oh! Well, er … some New Model Army, a bit of dub, some Badmarsh & Shri …
Him: New … Model … Army … ?
AV: Yeah – you know them?
Him: Er …
AV: They’re a sort of 80s post-punk agit-rock outfit, er … prototype of the 90s indie band The Levellers? Er … I’ve also got some dub? You like dub? Like reggae? Bob Marley and that?
Him: I don’t know. I’m not really into music.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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you know what's sadwhen I read New Model Army, I immediately thought Oliver Cromwell, roundheads etc
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Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 13:26,
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oh dear....I rather like NMA.......
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So when you read about Jethro Tull do you think flute-based prog/folk-rock or seed-drill inventor?(
flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:31,
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I had a similar experienceThem: Whatcha got on your headphones?
Me: Jimi Hendrix
Them: Whats jimehendricks?
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