People with Stupid NamesThere are hundreds of unfortunate people out there with silly names desparately coping with the evil their parents perpetrated upon them at birth.
So far, I've met a woman called Rusty Tharp, a child health consultant called Peter Files and have the business card for "Fab Boolaky" on my desk.
We'd like you to tell us about the people you've met or work with that have silly, inappropriate or frankly wierd names.
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chthonic, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 10:54)
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I was working in a bar and I overheard the glass collector say, "and I thought about changing my name to Simon Templer"I was like, "what?" This guy was a bit of tool, 40 years old and collecting glasses, not the brightest lightbulb really.
Him: Yeah. You know my name?
Me: You're called Bill.
Him: So what's my real name?
Me: Well, William I suppose.
Him: And my full name is Sleam. William Sleam.
Me: So why Simon Templer?
Him: Sleam is actually spelt Slime. So my name is actually Willy Slime.
Me: I see your point.
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rob, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 11:47,
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