People with Stupid NamesThere are hundreds of unfortunate people out there with silly names desparately coping with the evil their parents perpetrated upon them at birth.
So far, I've met a woman called Rusty Tharp, a child health consultant called Peter Files and have the business card for "Fab Boolaky" on my desk.
We'd like you to tell us about the people you've met or work with that have silly, inappropriate or frankly wierd names.
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chthonic, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 10:54)
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Oh that's righta couple more just got back to me.
There's a german exchange student who plays the flute at my high school. Her name is Belinda Böttle... from Hamburg. She has been affectionately dubbed "Belinda Bottle the Hamburger" by everyone.
My dad informs me that there was a guy that lived across the street from us a while ago called Brian Upchurch. Poor bastard.
Ah that's right... there's a fat girl called Pam Cockfield that goes to my school too. That keeps the gits happy. Funnily enough, her mum's an english teacher. Hours of fun.
Edit: Ooh now I remember another one. There's a junior high school teacher called Sharlene Hole... not that funny until she applied for a job at Greymouth Junior High - and was almost beaten to it by a teacher called Mr. Pitts.
I come from New Zealand by the way, no need to worry anyone.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 10:20, Reply)
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