I'm not a summer person
When the temps get over 20 degrees I get moody and uncomfortable; when it hits 25 degrees I develop a perpetual sheen of sweat that makes me look like I use Pledge as a deodorant. When it hits 30 I turn briefly into a drooling retard before collapsing in the heat.

Which is why I spent my last summer holiday in Norway. In late May winter is only just starting to fade away, and there are still huge piles of snow up in the mountains. It's the perfect time to go scrambling around the craggy cliffs that make up the western fjords.

The best one, and arguably Norway's premium tourist location, is Preikestolen. It's 600metres straight down to the fjord below:

And as REM sang, that's me in the corner...
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 7:37, 12 replies)

Oh no you've said too much.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 27 Jul 2015, 8:18, closed)

I haven't said enough.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 9:12, closed)

What's the frequency Kenneth?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 9:32, closed)

Gee, I'm really glad you didn't fall, Grrrmachine

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 11:27, closed)

and this proves my offspring of cliff theory

( vladimir, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:48, closed)

Are you wearing a pink shirt or topless in that photo?
Either way you look a bit gay.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:08, closed)

stop cruising the forums, you closet bendersexual

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:15, closed)

I went to Norway, but some cliff broke my neck.
I didn't like it.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:40, closed)

Nice photo, shame about the legs.

( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 0:36, closed)