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( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:26)
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Things of a sexual nature, how attractive she was, how he'd like to have sex with her, that sort of thing. Problem is, we always laughed it off as him just trying to be shocking, but the sincerity of his tone and the frequency of these comments made me think that maybe he was in some way serious.
Long story short, my PC doesn't have a dedicated PS/2 keyboard port, only USB, meaning that I can't access the boot up menu. Is there a way around this?
( , Tue 4 Aug 2015, 13:43, 21 replies)

I never even asked. As I said, she was a couple of years older than we were and to the 14 year old mind, she was unattainable.
Seriously, I'm not sure what made you leap to this conclusion.
( , Tue 4 Aug 2015, 15:13, closed)

Does that not make it clear that it wasn't about me? If it was about me I would've said so, surely.
( , Tue 4 Aug 2015, 16:02, closed)

along with chinny reckoning, fucking your mother, and calling your dad a homo.
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( , Tue 4 Aug 2015, 16:16, closed)

So current suggestion is blutack. And maybe some gaffa tape for a professional finish.
( , Tue 4 Aug 2015, 17:30, closed)

Everything USB now a days, so whatever it was you wanted to hit on the PS2 keyboard hit the same on the USB one. The bigger problem is the stupid OEMs who keep messing with the function keys and making it confusing if you need to use the key as well.
What make is the PC? Some you hit , others or , or even
Others need you to stand on your head whilst whistling Dixie.
All of them are making it harder as computers start too fast now.
I usually just get a big hammer out and place it in front of webcam to remind the computer who is in charge.
( , Tue 4 Aug 2015, 17:29, closed)

I couldn't have put it better myself.
( , Tue 4 Aug 2015, 17:34, closed)

( , Tue 4 Aug 2015, 19:40, closed)

Power on, then press F2 to enter BIOS setup. Honestly I don't know why you'd want to be trolling around there, Windows Explorer is so much more interesting.
( , Wed 5 Aug 2015, 17:30, closed)

or delete system32, that's a reliable standby
( , Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:18, closed)

Isn't that how everyone interfaces with their computers now?
( , Wed 5 Aug 2015, 17:26, closed)

or take out the CMOS battery, if either of these work change the boot order to enable legacy usb devices - you may also have to disable fast boot as this sometimes bypasses usb devices.
Remember to put the CMOS battery back in.
( , Thu 6 Aug 2015, 8:50, closed)
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