That's an extremely irresponsible attitude
Your daughter could miss a critical part of her education, creating a knowledge gap that will hold her back for years to come. Your brief sojourn to sunnier climes could lead to bullying, trauma and her being set back years in her education, because when she returns she won't know how how to answer fundamental questions such as how the wheels on the bus go, what noise Old MacDonald's cow makes, and what the leg bone connecka to the.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 9:38, 2 replies)

Round and round, moo, pelvis?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:19, closed)

You might know the answers
But as a father, you won't always be around to help her. What happens when she's asked this alone, in the playground, surrounded by the bigger girls? How's she supposed to know what the hip bone connecka to? That's when the bullying and teasing and tormenting will start, and all the other girls will call your child "Connecka", over and over again and again until she cuts her wrists in the bathroom, all because you once took her to Portugal.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:08, closed)

I had to google the legthing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 14:11, closed)

I'm glad I never took my daughter on holiday.
She now knows what everything is connecka to the.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Aug 2015, 19:21, closed)

#infest

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 17:24, closed)

+1

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 21:55, closed)

This.
I must've missed a day or two of primary and ended up believing goats were male sheep well into my mid-twenties.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:47, closed)