The Queen, the year Dodi said " Henri, do you want to drive me and Di tonight ?"
The Queen in her Christmas message glossed over this, saying that it was an "Annus Horribilis". I said "Shit, why would she tell the Commonwealth about her piles?" Of course several people in the room thought this was in atrocious taste, and the rest were too gutless to admit it was funny.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 1:04, 7 replies)

I wouldn't stay in a room
that didn't think that HRM Queen Elizabeth II's haemorrhoids were bleedingly funny.

For the record Liztit's annus horribilis was 1992. Diana bit the dash in 1997.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 1:55, closed)

It was the year Prince Charlie said
I'd rather have old horse face than a cow like you.
(I stand corrected.)
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 4:06, closed)

Thank you for the correction.
Funny how the antipodeans know more the Poms in this situation. I always try to watch the Queens Christmas Message just to see what the fuck she's going to "alternate reality" this time.
The missus thinks I may be a bit weird. I've known that she is 1 of ER2's agents for years.
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(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:04, closed)

I didn't actually know
until I looked it up on wiki.

I've never seen a queen's chrifsmas message and I don't want to until the whole fucking lot of the windsor bastards have dropped dead from anthrax.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:09, closed)

gutless much my intellectual betters
admit it was funny be amused by my pea-brained witterings.

Do they not teach Latin in comprehensive schools?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:13, closed)

Don't tell anyone, because they'd think I had any sort of time for you,
but 'I like this'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:14, closed)

They're lucky if they get taught English.
Apart from "be quiet or you'll be staying in at twenty to foooour!"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:34, closed)