Tactless
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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A very recent one......last weekend......
The Mrs's mate (aged 27) has very recently started seeing a younger chap (aged 18.....I know). They visited us recently for Halloween. Nobody told me the exact size of the age gap, just that it existed. Upon meeting him for the first time I shook his hand looked him dead in the eye, staring into his very soul, and asked "How old are you exactly?", to which he responded "18", "18?" I high pitched squeaked back at him, "Age is really only a number", he responded, to which I blurted out "Dude, I only accept that comment from people who were alive when Jurassic Park was released". It was then I uttered a phrase which since has haunted me to this day "What, I'm old enough to be his Dad".....I am 35. I was then supposed to do a load of up-digging to get myself out of the hole but instead, as I got drunker and drunker through the evening I listed to him the films released in 1993 that he was not alive to see. Working only from memory. Free Willy being my fave mention.
( , Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:49, 1 reply)
The Mrs's mate (aged 27) has very recently started seeing a younger chap (aged 18.....I know). They visited us recently for Halloween. Nobody told me the exact size of the age gap, just that it existed. Upon meeting him for the first time I shook his hand looked him dead in the eye, staring into his very soul, and asked "How old are you exactly?", to which he responded "18", "18?" I high pitched squeaked back at him, "Age is really only a number", he responded, to which I blurted out "Dude, I only accept that comment from people who were alive when Jurassic Park was released". It was then I uttered a phrase which since has haunted me to this day "What, I'm old enough to be his Dad".....I am 35. I was then supposed to do a load of up-digging to get myself out of the hole but instead, as I got drunker and drunker through the evening I listed to him the films released in 1993 that he was not alive to see. Working only from memory. Free Willy being my fave mention.
( , Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:49, 1 reply)
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