My little brother, innocent as you like, aged about 5 or 6
When asked by my fundamentalist christian mother what he'd been learning about in Sunday school that morning replied, "Steve."
"Steve?" she said, confused. She didn't think there were any Steve's in the Bible.
"Yea," he said, "you know, Steve? Adam and Steve!"
He'd inadvertantly made the first two people on earth a gay couple and announced it in front of my (and his of course) devoutly christian mother and her equally christian friends
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:13, 6 replies)

Bless him
Out of the mouths of babes, and all that.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:18, closed)

Careful now.
Gritty Yet Fluffy might read that, misconstrue it, and get upset.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:23, closed)

+on the internet

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:32, closed)

We definitely don't want that

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:50, closed)

Does he watch Alan Partridge?

(TheBat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:05, closed)

I doubt when he was 5
And now he's 14 I still doubt it. Tbh he probably doesn't know who Alan Partridge is
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:37, closed)