Tactless
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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I surely DIDN'T shag YOUR mum
Short but sweet: many moons ago, charging round the sixth form centre, happily getting in everyone's face and telling them 'I shagged your mum', 'and I shagged YOUR mum', 'and YOURS', 'and...' you get the drift. I was a pleasant young man in those days. Anyway, the last girl whom I informed of my matricial carnal union didn't take it too well, as her mum had recently died from cancer.
What's doubly random is that we ended up going out for almost two years.
What's TREBLY random is that my wife's mother had also died before I met her. (Cue Twilight Zone theme...)
( , Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:39, 9 replies)
Short but sweet: many moons ago, charging round the sixth form centre, happily getting in everyone's face and telling them 'I shagged your mum', 'and I shagged YOUR mum', 'and YOURS', 'and...' you get the drift. I was a pleasant young man in those days. Anyway, the last girl whom I informed of my matricial carnal union didn't take it too well, as her mum had recently died from cancer.
What's doubly random is that we ended up going out for almost two years.
What's TREBLY random is that my wife's mother had also died before I met her. (Cue Twilight Zone theme...)
( , Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:39, 9 replies)
What's quadruply random is that you never learned what the word "random" means and some dumb slapper still married you.
This is why we need to give eugenics another look.
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This is why we need to give eugenics another look.
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I dunno, I post on here for the first time in god knows how long...
...and the first thing I get is verbals from some motherfucker.
And she's not dumb - I'm minted. Can't argue with the slapper bit though.
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...and the first thing I get is verbals from some motherfucker.
And she's not dumb - I'm minted. Can't argue with the slapper bit though.
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Verbals? On a text-based messageboard?
When you say "minted" do you actually mean "still getting pocket money from my mummy"?
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When you say "minted" do you actually mean "still getting pocket money from my mummy"?
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There is something 'terribly' wrong in the universe when I like Shamble's responses.
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That's not 'TREBLY random'
that's your own predilection for women who have been weakened by loss and sorrow.
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that's your own predilection for women who have been weakened by loss and sorrow.
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I kind of got this impression aswell.
Finding partners with one parent makes Christmas cheaper
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Finding partners with one parent makes Christmas cheaper
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