I surely DIDN'T shag YOUR mum
Short but sweet: many moons ago, charging round the sixth form centre, happily getting in everyone's face and telling them 'I shagged your mum', 'and I shagged YOUR mum', 'and YOURS', 'and...' you get the drift. I was a pleasant young man in those days. Anyway, the last girl whom I informed of my matricial carnal union didn't take it too well, as her mum had recently died from cancer.
What's doubly random is that we ended up going out for almost two years.
What's TREBLY random is that my wife's mother had also died before I met her. (Cue Twilight Zone theme...)
(salexc has nothing but respect for Handy Manny, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:39, 9 replies)

What's quadruply random is that you never learned what the word "random" means and some dumb slapper still married you.
This is why we need to give eugenics another look.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:17, closed)

I dunno, I post on here for the first time in god knows how long...
...and the first thing I get is verbals from some motherfucker.

And she's not dumb - I'm minted. Can't argue with the slapper bit though.
(salexc has nothing but respect for Handy Manny, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:04, closed)

Verbals? On a text-based messageboard?
When you say "minted" do you actually mean "still getting pocket money from my mummy"?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:31, closed)

There were verbs involved
So yes, 'verbals'.
(salexc has nothing but respect for Handy Manny, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:30, closed)

There is something 'terribly' wrong in the universe when I like Shamble's responses.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:28, closed)

By "many moons ago" do you mean "last week"?
lololololol
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:00, closed)

Yeeeaaaaah
You got me.
(salexc has nothing but respect for Handy Manny, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:13, closed)

That's not 'TREBLY random'
that's your own predilection for women who have been weakened by loss and sorrow.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:56, closed)

I kind of got this impression aswell.
Finding partners with one parent makes Christmas cheaper
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:59, closed)

Yeah, but her dad remarried
So my evil plan was scuppered.
(salexc has nothing but respect for Handy Manny, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:25, closed)