Nicknames
No-one ever tells you when you start a new job which nicknames you can use to a colleagues face and which ones people are just known by.

This led to a newbie walking into the office asking to speak to Mr Vac-head.
He took it quite well considering.
(jvz, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:07, 8 replies)

Putting things into context is for pricks.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:31, closed)

The new focus on treating patients properly and risk of unannounced inspe
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:35, closed)

That's it, leave me hanging on.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:36, closed)

ctions is turning you into a miserable bugger

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 5:35, closed)

lol

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:48, closed)

There's no context needed here
Newbie + nickname + oops = amusing

Although I have to admit I like it partly because the name "Mr Vac-head" made me laugh
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:19, closed)

Did he have a head shaped like a vacuum cleaner?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:48, closed)

Did shaking him bring the freshness back?

( .Yeti., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:02, closed)