Tactless
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
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Apparently rape ISN'T acceptable at the dinner table.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:32,
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It's
also frowned upon in the frozen food section of Tesco.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:35,
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Also
Not acceptable at Claridges either...
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:41,
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They'll be banning completely next.
You mark my words.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:46,
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With a red pen?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:48,
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With an X
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:51,
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Well, of course it isn't.
Last time the gravy got knocked over, and it took 3 washes to get the stain out of the tablecloth.
Take it outside.
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username failed moderation, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:51,
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That's because you spilled the FUCKING GRAVY!
*fumes*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:09,
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who's dinner table?
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Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:12,
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I don't know, who is dinner table?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:41,
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Nyotaimori
nyom nyom nyotaimori
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:47,
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Last time I did that @ least the young lady was wrapped in plastic
Foodsafe & what-not.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:22,
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Wait until you've finished eating,
then retire to the drawing room for brandy and cigars, where you can bum each other senseless, without upsetting the womenfolk.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:34,
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your right, it should be
olive. Or walnut if you want to get all fancy.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:24,
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Excellent. I was just going to suggest that the yellow flowers were just too loud..
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BeatsWork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:08,
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