priaprism?
I can cum again and again without going flaccid. My record is 13 times. Special talent - dunno. But possibly not normal on the bellcurve since i'm not a 13 year old (that would figure wouldn't it?). It's not actually that useful a party trick.
( hismastersvice cunting flange-jammer, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 5:14, 24 replies)

I would imagine...
..that depends on the type of party!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 7:47, closed)

cum or orgasm
is there any output? If so, you ought to do it in the same place repeatedly to see if a stalagtite might form.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:03, closed)

I stay rock hard for 20 minutes after sex
It makes my sex partners nervous when they are trying to sleep.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:03, closed)

Loosten the rope
That'll help them relax.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:11, closed)

BOLLOCKS ........
The size of a football?
(Suck it and Sea, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:09, closed)

Check out the world wanking record (yes, there really is one)
Since I think it was less than this - 7 in four hours, or something. I remember thinking that it wasn't very impressive, but I didn't fancy doing it in front of a bloke with a clipboard and a stopwatch.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:30, closed)

How do they check you are not faking orgasm?
I mean, after 5 surely there is nothing left in there but air
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:32, closed)

Air?
Surely then, instead of coming, your knob would fart.

"oh, oh, I'm nearly there, nearly -- PRRRRRRPPP!"
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:39, closed)

Nobody has ever had their knob do a fart?
I thought that happened to everyone?
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:12, closed)

Wankrupt

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:15, closed)

\o/
hahaha
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:16, closed)

hahahahahaha
proper laugh out loud moment
( Bamboo Steamer, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:08, closed)

airgasm?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:27, closed)

Norris Mcwhirter?

( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:14, closed)

I think I've just cum

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:16, closed)

*Norris starts the tally*

( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:22, closed)

Norris McSquirter

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:45, closed)

Fuck off, Sting

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:16, closed)

Ah, tantric sex
I remember a great little letter from Viz, which went something like this.

"So, Sting can have sex for 2 hours without going off? I know how he feels - my wife's no oil painting either."
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:20, closed)

hahah :)
I tried tantric sex once and I thought my balls were going to do a Hindenburg
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:26, closed)

Oh the cumanity!

(flimflam_machine, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:30, closed)

!
bellcurve. heh
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:54, closed)

Culdesac
Liquid keeps on jazzing out although it gets pretty watery. Probably more prostate of steel than balls of steel. Not like it gets a dry cough or anything though. Unfortunately I've never been invited to the sort of party where in might come in handy. I compared notes with my little brother once and hsi record was about 9 in a row. So we are obviously both part of the same genetic culdesac.
( hismastersvice cunting flange-jammer, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 20:06, closed)

You compared notes with your little brother?!?
'Close' family, huh?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:53, closed)