This makes you an affirmed QOTWer
Sign up, these people are here to help you: www.autism.org.uk/Shop/NAS-membership/Personal-membership.aspx

If you see Piston there, for fucks sake avoid him at all costs, or you'll end up being bullied by the other autisms.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 18:57, 3 replies)

Ha, you may be right
I'm sure I'm somewhere towards the middle of the spectrum. But isn't that just being male?
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 19:05, closed)

Fucking hell, Rory, I'd have thought even someone with your obviously-limited cranial capacity might be getting tired of trotting out the same old lines by now.

Here's a thought - why don't you change your username to 'lol u r ortasm rofl!!!!"? Then you could simply submit blank posts as your answer, and save yourself the bitter, sweaty mashing of fists upon keyboard as you continually, unendlingly, utterly-boringly hammer out the same old witless reply.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:09, closed)

I'm touched HP
Yet again you've mounted your faithful steed in protection of QOTW
I hope that one day you bag a fat chick out of all this hard work.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:50, closed)

Ooh, here's an idea - you could differentiate yourself from Amorous Badger by taking an insult thrown in your direction, and adopting it as your sig. Honestly, it'll be really funny and completely original - AB's not done that even once.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:53, closed)

Oh right, was it an insult?
I thought it was just a helpful suggestion, and a jolly good one too.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 8:18, closed)

I don't know where you think you are, Happy Phantom
Maybe original humour cuts the mustard down at your "pub" with your "flesh and blood friends" but you're in internet town now. Round here jokes only start getting funny on their six hundred and fifty thousandth telling.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:03, closed)

nads, I thought that was just the Fast Show/Little Britain/other 'I'll get me coat' ripoffs... :/

Would a length joke be apposite? Must be coming of age...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:02, closed)

Can anyone else see the irony of using a well-worn b3ta meme to tell someone they're "hammer[ing] out the same old witless repl[ies]"?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:09, closed)

does irony* make you uncomfortable? I could roll out some fart jokes, if that's more on your level.

_{(*this isn't actually irony, - if anything, it's hypocrisy - but thanks for taking part)}
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 22:56, closed)

By linking wikipedia, you've become an even bigger wanker HP

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 8:20, closed)

.

( Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 9:49, closed)

The joke's on him anyway.
It's not even irony, it's clearly Wharfinger-Baconian parasyntactic metathesis. What an ignorant pleb.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 2:50, closed)

A little.
In a similar vein, please feel free to complete the following aphorism:

"Winning a debate on the internet is like..."
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:33, closed)

is it....
", er, rly kewel, like"?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:08, closed)

Nope.
It's like coming first in a Paralympics event. Either way you're still a retard.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:10, closed)

I concede, then. You've won this debate ;)
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:15, closed)

Bugger.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 9:45, closed)

That made me proper LOL

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 22:15, closed)

Go drown yourself in a vat of acid.
You tedious little shit. I've seen more entertaining roadkill than you.

Considering you're VC's sockpuppet account I would have thought you'd be more entertaining.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:32, closed)