As a child I never had the greatest relationship with my younger sister. Being the pansy of a child that I was I would put up with her calling me names, making up lies to get me in trouble or stabbing me with pencils.
This all ended the day I became a man....well I was 11 actually; during one particular heated argument about some petty thing, I threatened her with a mug of tea.

"If you don't shut up I'll throw this tea at you!" Said I.

"You wouldn't dare." Replied my sister.

As soon as those fateful words were uttered I threw the hot drink in her face. Needless to say my sister wasn't a happy bunny, neither were the parents to be honest but I didn't care, I had finally won a battle against my sibling and it wouldn't have been possible without the sacrifice of that sweet,milky, boiling tea.
(grendalsbane, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:03, 6 replies)

She suffered second degree burns to her face and lost the use of her eyes, but MY GOD was it worth it.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:46, closed)

this being b3ta, I fully expect howls of outrage that your tea had too much milk in it.
I bet you even put the milk in last, you, you heathen.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:03, closed)

Why focus on the milk?
This cunt puts sugar in his tea! Fucking animal. The burns to his sister's face are also no laughing matter.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:25, closed)

this is terrible
Tea is a disgusting drink. Should have used coffee
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:18, closed)

Wrong.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:35, closed)

I bet you put the milk in before removing the bag.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:27, closed)