DIY Techno-hacksOld hard drive platters make wonderfully good drinks coasters - they look dead smart and expensive and you've stopped people reading your old data into the bargain.
Have you taped all your remotes together, peep-show-style? Have you wired your doorbell to the toilet? What enterprising DIY have you done with technology?
Extra points for using sellotape rather than solder.
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chthonic, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 12:30)
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"I'm sorry, but I broke something that belongs to your sister...""Don't worry about it; she's so ditzy I'm sure we can get her a new one and she wouldn't even notice."
"Errr... Don't think so... I broke her hymen..."
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SpankyHanky, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:50,
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You must be a deviant'Cos I read all your posts on here, and reading this one, thought it referred to YOUR sister...
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snee held his breath since, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:53,
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I remember reading in those school science text booksthat a young lady can break her hymen riding ponies. There wern't many of those knocking round in Coventry when I was a kid, so I imagine the girls I used to go to school with left with their sacred passages intact... Well, except for the four girls in my year who were heavily pregnant, of course.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:01,
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nah"She'd broken that years ago - she'd just kept her tights on"
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Like the satisfaction you get from bubble wrappopping a hymen.
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i find it hard to imagine a world where mr hankywould have any associates with female siblings who had not already panned in their tumpsy* long before he could get near it
*medical term
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:45,
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