I had a few
The bird that played "Blossom" from the eponymous TV program "Blossom". When I was 12, me and a friend used to have great in-depth detailed discuss about who we'd rather bone, Blossom, or her hyper-active manic-talking friend Six. I started out as a Six-fancier (she looked a bit dirtier) but as time went on, Blossom grew curves, and had these great tights/socks that met a short skirt halfway up her glorious thighs. Oh yeah.

Also Darlene from "Roseanne", since we're on about American TV on Channel 4. I didn't lust after her at all, but I always, like, related to her like no bloody real girls at school, who mostly seemed wannabe WAGS before the term was invented. Darlene was smart, sarcastic, didn't take shit off anyone, and wore black: a cool dude.

An obscure one was Inger Lorre, singer from The Nymphs. As a musician she was most famous for pissing on a record exec's desk. But Kerrang! magazine had a pic of her which went right through me and made the back of my thighs vibrate in a supersonic frequency. Which was unusual.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:30, 8 replies)

Oh no..........
It was ALL about Six, baby.....
(Sammyhaswoefullyneglectedyou, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:43, closed)

nah
discounting her horrendously huge conk, blossom was much hotter.
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:55, closed)

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Six DID look dirtier, you're right. Blossom was a bit preachy.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:21, closed)

I concur.
Six looked like a proper slut. If I could just shut her the fuck up for a few minutes it'd be great.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:00, closed)

Darlene
Oh yes. Actually Sara Gilbert, and well and truly on the other bus.
(ubergeekian, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:54, closed)

I was hinting at that
When I called her a dude
(McChinaman banned, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:51, closed)

Inger
went batshit crazy, bless her, after her squeeze, the bass player from Sea Hags, died. Another sad rock 'n' roll casualty. (Not that she was playing with a full deck beforehand - pissing on David Geffen's desk)
(Rsoles, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:57, closed)

Your mention of kerrang magazine reminded me of the 'Sex Issue' they did.
It featured a poster of Tarrie B of 'My Ruin' fame posing bent over with fishnet tights. I think I knocked one out 3 times a day for about 2 months over that one.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:02, closed)