I am not proud
Even at the time I knew it was wrong. I was young, just passing over the lip of the terrifying waterfall that is puberty. The memory now is a white-hot beacon of shame, so bright that it is physically painful to face it head on.

The lady in question? Tobacco-voiced, leather-skinned bored nymphomaniac housewife Dorien, played in awful '80's BBC sitcom Birds of a Feather by Lesley Joseph.

To this day I'm still drawn to slutty, older Jewish ladies in indecently short skirts. I was foolish enough to date one once too, but I can't post that story until another Stalker qotw comes round.

I still would as well, but I'd spend about a year in the shower afterwards, gently weeping and saying over and over, "you'll never be clean, you'll never be clean."
( Scrumper, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:44, 6 replies)

I would too
only if she let me at her rusty sheriff's badge.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:01, closed)

'slutty, older Jewish ladies in indecently short skirts'
yum
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:34, closed)

...You forgot the bit about "...with faces like over-used Leather Handbags...."

(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:46, closed)

That leaves fatso and the ugly one for me.

Both of whom (grammar) I fancied like mad at the time.

Sad.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:13, closed)

i'd agree on the lesley joseph thing
although in the final evaluation i would proffer, that as a teenager there's very little we wouldn't have launched ourselves at dick first given the/any opportunity
(amazinglasercow now sporting terawatt mining lasers, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:17, closed)

You're not wrong
Thinking of the other TV lovelies I used to fancy there's no common theme at all, other than them being on a box in the corner of the room once a week for half an hour. That's all it takes.
( Scrumper, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:57, closed)