Pearost...
As a young uncurcumcised boy with perhaps one pubic hair, I remember being told about wanking and had a little fumbling fiddle in bed one night. Problem was that I always had a rather tight foreskin (threeskin maybe?) and after a few minutes of fiddling my foreskin retracted and out popped the bell end. I'd never seen it before and so I thought I'd broken my penis. To my terrified young mind it was like an internal organ such as a kidney finding it's way out of my body. I cried myself to sleep convinced God was punishing this little Catholic for his sins. Woke up the next morning and found "it" was back to normal.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:10, 8 replies)

Just in time
for your mum with a cup of tea?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 5:50, closed)

Not worth its own thread...
in my experimental days I managed to somehow managed to rupture something and jizzed warm sticky blood onto my crisp white sheets.. Those 'early days' can scar a man for life.

... Am I the only one?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 6:56, closed)

Now that
is keen.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:09, closed)

Jizzing blood led to an old man fondling my balls.
He was my doctor, and neither of us enjoyed the experience.
When I went for the snip, the doctor toying with my junk looked positively fed up.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:15, closed)

And...

I had a doctor examine my balls the other day. There he was, fumbling around with his face just a few inches from my tackle.

Strangely though, it only really got wierd when I started running my fingers through his hair...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:46, closed)

See, I stick to the NHS,
as there's no expectation of a tip.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:51, closed)

I'm not convinced that sticking his finger up my rectum and asking me to cough was really necessary for my testicular examination.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:35, closed)

Yep, I've had that happen. Its not good at all.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:21, closed)