It was the christening of my youngest child.
My Son, who we asked to be a Godparent, decided he was wearing Khakis for such a formal occasion. We all tried talking to him but he got really pissy about it, shouting and demanding he could wear them as they were nice Khakis. We even offered him other clothes but he held a massive fuss and fell out on everyone.
Doesn't talk to us now, the scruffy arsehole.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:43, 13 replies)

YES.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:52, closed)

Just realised. He says it was his sisters christening and that his parents asked him to be godfather.
Then says he wasn't allowed photos with the god-son, his 18 month old brother and his sisters are 3 and 4.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 18:06, closed)

There needs to be a /pensioners board for the more elderly b3ta users to tell their hilarious anecdotes on.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:53, closed)

Wait that's /offtopic isn't it?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:53, closed)

I'm 31.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:56, closed)

Shut up granddad

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:57, closed)

A bit of respect here if you don't mind young Chunders

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 21:48, closed)

Fucking this^^^^

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 11 Jan 2014, 2:23, closed)

very much this

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 18:08, closed)

Such a shame
that guy would of given months of entertainment, but the usual suspects hounded him off the board in one day.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 19:23, closed)

I think he'd upset himself quite enough, long before anybody replied.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 19:25, closed)

Essentially, that.
Interestingly enough, a glance through his profile suggests he still posts occasionally..
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 21:32, closed)

I didn't mean to get him that fucking mad.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 23:52, closed)

2edgey4me

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jan 2014, 0:28, closed)

He sounds like a fucking cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 21:20, closed)