I bought a pulled pork wrap & a flat white from Costa yesterday
It came to £6.25, so I gave the girl a £10 note.

She gave me £6.25 change and I SAID NOTHING.
( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 18:58, 12 replies)

I hear you, brother.
I bought some groceries from an attractive cashier the day before yesterday that came to €8.80, and she gave me €2.20 in change. Didn't say a word.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 19:03, closed)

£6.25 !?
that's daylight robbery that is
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 19:07, closed)

^ this

( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:36, closed)

it's why Costa is no longer called Costa Coffee
too many wags* making cheap 'jokes' like "Costa Coffee? TOO MUCH!"

* disclaimer: I may have been one of those wags
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:21, closed)

You should let piston use that for his next set.

( Zuowan, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 4:58, closed)

Awooga

( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:25, closed)

Perhaps she thought you looked like that rare thing - a decent, honest guy - and was trying you out, and was going to give you her phone number in the ensuing conversation.
You certainly fucked THAT up.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 19:08, closed)

bet she wouldn't have been averse to "pulling" his "pork", if you know what I mean!!!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 19:23, closed)

Edgy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:38, closed)

A ham sandwich and a coffee you say?

(LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 22:02, closed)

Er, no.
Same animal... but it really was nothing like ham. You know, in the same way that, for instance, a pork chop is nothing like ham.

EDIT: You're pretty much bang on regarding the coffee though
( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:00, closed)

Something similar happened to me!!

(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 0:12, closed)