Have you ever seen your own testicles? Not the ball sack... Your actual nuts?
My mate Phil has.

Running full tilt down a steep hill when he was a nipper noticed that he was about to plough into a barbed wire fence. Rather than trying to stop he decided he could vault it. He was wrong. As he describes it,"I pretty much slid down the length of that wire on my nuts."

Fortunately they were able to sew everything back into place but he has a VERY nasty scar that runs from his barse down his inside leg. He say's when he was a teen it was an interesting talking point whenever he got a new girl into bed.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:06, 10 replies)

OwowowowowwwwwwFUCK!
The preamble's too short to avoid reading that FUCK! OW!

Christ!

Yag!

Fucking hell. That's awesome.

I'm clicking.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:11, closed)

A click for
barse.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:12, closed)

That is the most shameless (and unappealing) plea for clicks I've ever read.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:11, closed)

My uncle saw his nuts when coming off his bike
Braked suddenly, coming over the handlebars, and caught his scrotum on the ringer of his bell. Apparently the nurse that sewed him up said it happens more often than you'd like to think.
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:39, closed)

*clicks*
childbirth? ha! that's not even on the same planet!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 21:46, closed)

Ouch
Shelford made his Test debut for the All Blacks later that year against France in a 19–7 victory in Toulouse, and then was a notable victim of the infamous "Battle of Nantes" in the second Test. Roughly 20 minutes into the match, he was caught at the bottom of a rather aggressive ruck, and an errant French boot found its way into Shelford's groin, somehow ripping his scrotum and leaving one testicle hanging free. He also lost four teeth in the process. Incredibly, after discovering the injury to his scrotum, he calmly asked the physio to stitch up the tear and returned to the field before a blow to his head left him concussed. He was substituted and watched the remainder of the game from the grandstand where he witnessed the All Blacks lose 16–3. To this day Shelford has no memory of the game
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 2:08, closed)

Childhood nightmares
I remember the saying at my junior school for the most horrendous terror we could think of was: "Hurts worse than sliding down a 40 ft razor blade using your balls as brakes"

Substitute barbed wire for razor blade and I am truly shocked. A very reluctant click.
(justin(e), Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:34, closed)

"And landing in a packet of salt and vinegar crisps"
was how we'd end it.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 1:26, closed)

Sweet gentle jebus
You are getting a click just from how much this is making me wince.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:15, closed)

This
is absolutely awful. I knew I would regret reading after the first line.

Have a click, nonetheless.

*shudders*
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:11, closed)