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Deskbound says: Camping! Hiking! Other stuff that's not indoors! Regale us with your tales of the great outdoors, whether it involves being rogerred by the Scout Master or skinning your first rabbit.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:49)
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I saw an amazing cow.
It was outstanding in its field.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:02, 20 replies)
That's nothing
I once saw a magic farmer. He was driving a tractor down the road and then he turned into a field.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:35, closed)
There was a hundred cows standing in a field. Which one was on holiday?
The one with a wee calf.
(I helped save b3ta! ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:19, closed)
Mooove along now.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:45, closed)
Pull the
udder one.
(username failed moderation, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:24, closed)
How
dairy tell that joke?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:29, closed)
To be fair, he is
butter slip of a lad.

He deserves a pat on the head.
(username failed moderation, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:05, closed)
Yeah alright don't milk it

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:07, closed)
We
cud go one with these puns almost indefinitely.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:11, closed)
Probably best to stop.
Don't want people getting cheesed off.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:27, closed)
these puns
have gone on for whey too long.
(Handel blah blah blah, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:30, closed)
No need to cheddar
tear over any of this.

Cheeses died for our sins, you know.
(username failed moderation, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:49, closed)
hahaha
very gouda
(Handel blah blah blah, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:57, closed)
What do you call a hundred cows masturbating in a field?
Beef Strokinoff
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:04, closed)
A bovine masturbation century.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:23, closed)
Cows can't masturbate.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:07, closed)

Racist
(jono_h, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:08, closed)
Vag is not racist.
Just fat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:13, closed)
I'm not fat.
I'm just very close.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:14, closed)
Sexily so.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:49, closed)
Ah, that's what it is.
And I was going to chuck that Brie out.
(username failed moderation, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:50, closed)

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