Well, I'm normally a reasonable bloke
but one day, I was driving along, with my girlfriend (who's a model), in my special edition Accord...

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...now, that was their FIRST mistake....

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...needless to say, I had the last laugh, and won the court case, and got eleventy million quid from damages....

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...but they wouldn't let it drop, so I ended up having to go around and beat up The Man...

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Cheers.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:10, 9 replies)

I actually
believe this happened.

No, no, I do!
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:47, closed)

you forgot
the MASSIVE DRUGS
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:52, closed)

Shit...
...it's hard to keep track of all the cliches, unfortunately.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:00, closed)

Mmmm
There's Bacon & Mushroom ones, spinach ones, cheese ones, cheese & onions ones.

I love a good... Oh, I see, that does make a lot of posts read very differently.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:29, closed)

You've made me think about Quiche, now.
I hate quiche.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:36, closed)

I suspect
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The first of many "Elevenarife" stories i feel.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:56, closed)

"Cheers" ....who could that be?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:21, closed)

This should win

(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:35, closed)

...the internet

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:29, closed)