Import Tax
While at work serving alcoholics i apparently took in a fake twenty quid note, my boss told me about it, took the twenty quid from my next pay and gave me the fake note.
Next day i had to pay twenty odd quid to the post office (import tax for a Stormtrooper rifle kit i ordered online) so i gave them the fake note.
(Testricals Having a dump, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:39, 4 replies)

Got any pics of the stormtrooper rifle?

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:28, closed)

If it hadn't been import tax for a Stormtrooper Rifle
I'd have said you did wrong.

However, as it was Import Tax- my least favourite tax after Inheritance tax- well played!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:48, closed)

That's funny
Import Tax is my least favourite, but Inheritance is my favourite. Ideally, I'd like the whole of everyone's estate handed over to the state on death. Then I wouldn't need pay import duties.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 7:55, closed)

Could you not have reported your boss
for passing counterfeit money?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:36, closed)