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From little victories over your bank manager to epic wins over the law - tell us how you've put one over authority. Right on, kids!

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(, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:01)
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Tesco Bastards
Last week, I was going down to the supermarket after Sixth Form to get some shopping for the weekend. So I went in, and picked up my usual: Findus Crispy Pancakes, Tissues, E45 lotion for my rash, 4 cans of Scrumpy, Empire Magazine, and a packet of Scotch Eggs.

Anyway, I got to the counter, and the girl tried to stop me: 'Sir, this is 5 items or less, and you've got 6.'

I said 'Look, love, you need to understand that this is how I roll. I don't even know what the rules are!'

She must have grasped, at that moment, the kind of no-nonsense, bend-for-nobody man I am, because she spontaneously orgasmed so hard that she FAINTED!

The Manager came over to try and stop me leaving, but I just knocked her out.

Then I put on Ace of Spades on my iPod and walked out of the shop, with everyone watching me, and not having paid.

Take that, Tesco. I didn't even have any ID on me for the cider...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:43, 9 replies)
leaves a pleasant taste of Accord exhaust in the mouth.

Frankly she deserved it for not saying "5 items or fewer".
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:48, closed)
I was going to write them an angry letter about that, too, but I didn't want to give away my identity so they could come and get me
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:51, closed)
could always have signed it "The Masked AHonda".
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:01, closed)
no ninjas - nice use of the honda though
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:03, closed)
There's actually no mention of Hondas
I just managed to trick you into thinking there was by writing a typical Honda Accord post.

I'm like a QOTW Derren Brown...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:09, closed)
Fuck me, you're good

(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:19, closed)
I am of course refering to the "honda" as a subtext for a poorly structured lie
hence nice use of a poorly structured lie.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:20, closed)
something worth a click
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:56, closed)
That's the way I like it Snowy
I don't want to queue forever!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:23, closed)

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