Every little helps
I paid my speeding fine with my Tesco Credit Card.
So in fact crimes does pay. It pays in clubcard points.
( Weejock, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:06, 15 replies)

this is the calibre of post that wins.
everybody click this. Not this, that ^^
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:23, closed)

^What she said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:23, closed)

and sticks it to the man
without the need for going out on the rob.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:27, closed)

One could argue, however, that they're profitting from putting the public's lives at risk.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:47, closed)

No one couldn't

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:50, closed)

They're getting points on their clubcard (profit)
From speeding (which puts the public's lives at risk)
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:08, closed)

Speeding doesn't necessarily mean you are putting the public's lives at risk
you are believing what THE MAN tells you
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:12, closed)

I said "one could argue".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:14, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/theman/post763008
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:15, closed)

In that case they should shut the Tobacco Kiosk that is every store
Yep, they sell products that have been proven to damage the health of the consumer. Following that logic they should also stop selling Booze as well
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:23, closed)

And peanuts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:25, closed)

Precisely.
They should also stop selling fatty foods, sugary foods, and heavy things.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:28, closed)

But...
you don't get ClubCard Points on tobacco.

You do on alcohol though.

Hmmm.
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:50, closed)

Yeah but as you have a clubcard THE MAN knows how many pairs of pants you buy per quarter
and sells this information to the pants marketing board
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:51, closed)

Pants, as in trousers, or pants as in underpants?
Time to go to work !
Work all night !
Searh for underpants hey !
We won't stop until we have underpants!
Yum tum yummy tum hey !

1. Collect underpants
2. ?
3. Profit
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:52, closed)