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Wadenhoe (n)
The agitated state achieved when unable to remember if one has deleted one's browser history
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:34, Reply)
Nether Wallop
Casually scrolling through Facebook whilst waiting to be served at the bar, you have suddenly have to cover the soul crushing pain of your ex's engagement announcement with a pained forced smile. You join in with the laughter at a friend's joke, despite your inner turmoil.
(GuitaristDom, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:29, Reply)
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That sinking feeling you get when reading a Tweet that starts with: "Thread"
(ccc, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:27, Reply)
Ackenthwaite
The period between a computer game crash and it restarting wherein you're unsure if your character has died
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:26, Reply)
Egglescliffe
The inevitable realisation you are entering the period of the year when people start talking on social media about how cadburys have stopped calling them Easter eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:26, Reply)
Blean
Any message posted on social media of which the author is inordinately proud that is subsequently ignored by everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:25, 1 reply)
Lickham Bottom
The sycophantic satisfaction Piers Morgan feels when writing a Trump tweet.
(ccc, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:20, Reply)
Finglesham (n)
A Facebook profile photo that is so out of date that Facebook nags you to stick up something a bit more truthful, however you did look good fives ago so sod it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:19, Reply)
Stockton on Tees
Fake social media avatar, esp. one significantly more attractive than the user's actual face
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:19, Reply)
Hop Pole
The sensation felt when you discover graphic photos of a now elderly (and very posh) Aunt in the "Readers Wives" section of an 80s porn magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:18, Reply)
Epping
The panicked scrabbling to pluck a dropped mobile phone out of a toilet bowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:17, Reply)
Toddington
The obvious typo it's too late to change in a popular post.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:14, Reply)
Swale
The condition of having once been muscular
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:12, 1 reply)
Riccal
To remember past events incorrectly but with absolute conviction
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:08, Reply)
Ditchling
The feeling of euphoria from dropping the kids somewhere for a short while.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:06, Reply)
Middlesbrough
A man with very toned arms and legs, but unable to shift his porky middle-aged belly
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:04, 1 reply)
Accrington
When you suddenly realise you have over a dozen tabs open in your browser.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:04, Reply)
Kettleness
One's aptitude for making a round of tea for the people on your desk
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:02, Reply)
Copmanthorpe
The polite, stilted tone of voice one adopts when stopped by a police officer, in the hopes of avoiding further interaction than is necessary
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:59, Reply)
Askham Bryan
A colleague who treats you as if you were their personal search engine
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:55, Reply)
Hastings
The mild panic felt when typing an obvious witty reply before anyone else does.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:54, Reply)
Lickfold
The slightly sweet flavour of a fine manila envelope
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:52, Reply)
Ditchingham (n)
The DVD or book you ordered three weeks ago to satisfy an itch that you no longer have and is left unread and unwatched on the shelf.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:43, Reply)
Wood Enderby
When the wrong kind of porn turns up in a search.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:42, Reply)
Heckington
A person that uses asterisks instead of actually swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:41, Reply)
Husbands Bosworth
When the spouse of a Facebook friend starts sharing racist or sexist memes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:41, Reply)
Sewards End
The small stab of middle-aged excitement then disappointment when you think someone attractive has followed you on Twitter and then you click and realise they're a sexbot.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:32, Reply)
Tweedmouth
The sadness, paranoia and puzzlement when you notice that someone you have never interacted with has blocked you on Twitter
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:27, Reply)

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