David retreated,
skittering hastily away. Mrs Brain, oddly lucid in crisis, identified someone's arse wobbling in the lower estuaries, South Shields. Crimped undulating nutty turds.
(markreynolds95, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:59, 8 replies)

The exact same thing happened to me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:59, closed)

Definitely not upset.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:12, closed)

Sorry, I seem to have stumbled across radio 4
and the shipping forecast.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:12, closed)

First up could know
To hold a teapot.
(roysin, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:17, closed)

Wild ocelots running to hills,
two hens eating,
"Wanking! Arse!" is Tourettes.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 6:03, closed)

Worst haiku ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:41, closed)

Fuck it, I'll just take the bible
and the complete works of Shakespeare.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:41, closed)

Easy for you to say.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:02, closed)