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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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nephews
I have these three annoying nephews that really piss me off, firstly they live in my house and sponge off me all the time, i´m quite well off but they´re always getting me involved in one hair brained scheme after another.

They also wear identical outfits at all times except one wears green, the other red and the other blue.
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Hahahaha!
This reminds me of Donald Duck, with his nephews Huey, Duey and Louie!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:01, closed)
So, your sibling fucked a chipmunk?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:01, closed)
Is this the Hitlers?

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:19, closed)
Are you a vacuum cleaner?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:20, closed)
For God's sake, man,
put some trousers on!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:29, closed)

off bath
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:47, closed)
Well,
if you're offering...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:52, closed)
skrk pls

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:46, closed)
Lies!
Scrooge McDuck was not orange.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 May 2013, 18:11, closed)

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