People who say 'pearoast' are cunts.
I watch football at a small local non-league ground with my dad, a number of his mates and various hangers on.
A few years back,one of the lads, Terry, brings along his youngest son who was the tender age of 7.

The boy was carefully briefed as to the fact that as he was big enough to go to football he was big enough to understand that there would quite likely be LOTS of naughty words being shouted at players and, most likely, the referee and linesmen, and would he mind NOT repeating any of these words in mummy's earshot?

Match gets underway and it's evident fairly early on t hat the ref is having a shocker. Fouls are given when there's no foul to be seen, offsides not called when the man is far forward enough to be able to shake hands with the goalie, free kicks awarded nowhere near the offence and throw-ins awarded to the wrong teams. In short, he's fucking shit, but with an even-handedness which is both admirable, yet astonishing.
Unsurprisingly as a result the game is somewhat poor with frequent interruptions to play and both sets of supporters in the ground were getting somewhat fractious with some rather fruity language, mostly directed at the ref, being heard.

Finally, in the second half, the home team managed to string a few passes together without being stopped by the ref, one of the wingers burst through, delivered a cross which was PUNCHED away and off the field via the right touchline by an opposing defender. The ref blows up and awards a throw-in, rather than the expected and so-obvious-you-could-see-it-from-space penalty.

It's still the one and only time I've seen a football ground in stunned silence without there having been a famous person die in the week preceding the game. A very strange moment, for sure.
So, it was even more surreal when the silence was broken by a little voice piping up with a query of 'can I call him a wanker now daddy?'
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 May 2013, 22:47, 28 replies)

pearoast

( Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Sat 25 May 2013, 23:41, closed)

Cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 May 2013, 0:53, closed)

What if
it's on an invite to a leguminous barbecue?
(unclestinky, Sun 26 May 2013, 9:05, closed)

Then they're barbecue cunts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 May 2013, 9:32, closed)

Barbecunts?

( .Yeti., Mon 27 May 2013, 9:58, closed)

WOO YAY HOOPLA

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 26 May 2013, 7:57, closed)

For someone who writes fuck all stories
& lots of pointless shitty comments.
Maybe you're not at the copypasta stage yet AB.

Just a thought.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 26 May 2013, 7:59, closed)

People who say 'copypasta' are child groomers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 May 2013, 9:31, closed)

"People who say 'copypasta' are child groomers"
Says the man who is constantly interested in making comments about toys when EMV posts.

Give it up skinny man. I think I hear your missus calling you back to bed.
Or maybe that's a calling - "Nurse!"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 26 May 2013, 10:27, closed)

Could you please stop shitposting?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 May 2013, 10:28, closed)

you seem to have a bit of a thing for AB's wife.
It's pretty creepy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 May 2013, 10:29, closed)

Oh look!
The flies are buzzing around the toilet.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 26 May 2013, 12:07, closed)

He's got a threeway fantasy involving her and one of Shambles' daughters.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 May 2013, 18:06, closed)

nah, srsly
He really does have the hots for WW. Maybe he's a fellow chubby chaser.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 May 2013, 18:54, closed)

Why would a happily married man be making salacious comments about another man's wife?
Next you'll be telling me he trawls online dating websites for victims as well.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 May 2013, 19:51, closed)

"I think I hear your missus calling you back to bed."
Daily Mail level salaciousness, right here!

PROTIP: if you're not quite sure what a word means but you want to use a big one to make yourself look smart, you should maybe check it in a dictionary first. Just so you don't look like an idiot who doesn't really know a word's meaning.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 26 May 2013, 20:22, closed)

you dismal prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:07, closed)

What's Roger Irrelevent on about here?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 May 2013, 18:07, closed)

Haha
Viz.
I like comics.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 26 May 2013, 20:19, closed)

you helpless knobend

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:07, closed)

I'm still struggling to see how someone choosing to work in the healthcare sector is any grounds for criticism.
Or is the joke that, lol, doctors are traditionally men and nurses are traditionally women? I can see how that is pretty hilarious, yeah, you should totally keep saying it.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 May 2013, 1:40, closed)

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 27 May 2013, 5:59, closed)

you spastic cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:09, closed)

You really are a fucking twat y'know

( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 27 May 2013, 18:01, closed)

haha, great

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:47, closed)

Give him a break
this is, like, the one interesting thing that's ever happened to him, he's got to try and get a bit of mileage out of it
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:45, closed)

I expect you won't have any stories this week, seeing as you're not allowed near kids.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 May 2013, 10:18, closed)

I sometimes wish I wasn't
Some of my friends with kids use the prospect of a visit to uncle emvee's house as a special treat for when they've been extra good
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:05, closed)